YAARRR!

If you hadnt noticed its talk like a pirate day then you and your associates have not been talking like a pirate. Shame on you. I say walk the plank, you land loving wench.

Today I was in the park eating my lunch, then all of a sudden a group of tourists turns up and starts kicking a ball around. GREAT! after about 20 seconds of this the ball comes flying in my direction. BAM my only sandwich for the day breaks free from my hands and spreads it self accroos the grass.

(#_#)

What to do.

->I am hungry
->I have no food
->I have been hit by a ball

Normaly I would just smile and pass it off as an "accident". But today my hunger got the better of me.....